Humor Flash Fiction posted December 9, 2019

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What causes states to turn blue and can we save them?

Curse of the Blue States

by Robert Zimmerman

There is a disturbing phenomenon occurring in America. Some states have actually turned blue.
The phenomenon exponentially mushroomed in November, 2016. Confused people began holding their breath and howling at the top of their lungs. This resulted in oxygen deprivation. I have concluded that states have turned blue as a result of cerebral hypoxia.
The only known cure is an infusion of red, oxygenated blood flowing to the brain. Normalcy and common sense will return.


75 Words Flash Fiction contest entry



The story is exactly 75 words by count of MS Word.
Cerebral Hypoxia is a state in which oxygenated blood doesn't reach the brain.
Blue Statism is a political phenomenon that threatens the stability of some of the fifty states.

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