Humor Poetry posted July 12, 2020


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No longer Under Warranty

by lancellot

The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
When she winked, I felt a deep pain
All hope of love went down the drain
How do I explain my pathetic plight?
I can’t rise, just reminisce all night
~
When I was young it worked very well
I didn’t need pills to make it swell
Only a smile or touch and I was set.
Entry was assured if she was wet.
~
Now I’m way past my time in the sun
No amount of pills brings on adult fun
Still I wish for one last romantic fling
And a new warranty on my ding-a-ling

 



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