Humor Poetry posted July 29, 2020


Just a punny little story to make you laugh.

Cluck, Cluck (Yuk Yuk)

On Old McDonald's chicken farm,
Breakfast is quite a treat.
They like to boil all the eggs
Which makes them hard to beat.

Then, they sprinkle chicken feed,
Gatherin' eggs, if they've a notion.
Their chicks don't ever cross the road,
T'woud be poultry in motion.

But Sunday is a special day,
For the whole McDonald troop.
The farmer drives them all to town
In his brand new, shiny coupe.


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Just for laffs - this is a light hearted pun-centered poem -

Please no comments about free range chicken farms vs. the terrible treatment chickens receive on corporate farms.

I hope you just read this and smile.
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